This is kind of the best thing since sliced bread,
Pinotage, Elvis Costello and, oh yes, the Macintosh!
If you're in need of help, I have probably directed you to this page so you can download one of the applications below. Harnessing the power of Most Consulting and solar flares, I have the ability to remote control your computer and help you in your time of tech need! Not to worry, however, as this remote control is initiated by you. That is, you must download the application below and grant me permission to remote control you. Thereafter, you terminate our remote control and I cannot remote control you again until you expressly invite me to do so.
To begin, download the appropriate file below:
If you're in need of help, I have probably directed you to this page so you can download one of the applications below. Harnessing the power of Most Consulting and solar flares, I have the ability to remote control your computer and help you in your time of tech need! Not to worry, however, as this remote control is initiated by you. That is, you must download the application below and grant me permission to remote control you. Thereafter, you terminate our remote control and I cannot remote control you again until you expressly invite me to do so.
To begin, download the appropriate file below:
Mac Users
Windows Users
Log Me In (Mac)
Log Me In (PC)
Click on the big red cross to begin downloading
Mac HelpMate.
It will automatically launch and begin
your remote control session.
If instructed by Bionic Cat, download this special version instead.
If instructed by Bionic Cat, download this special version instead.
Download me
and wait for instructions from Stephen!
Download
me and wait for instructions from
Stephen!

